Simon White-Thatch Potenlions Jr

Born and raised in Quebec City, Qc, Canada. Best known as the founder of the Knights Frisbetar of the Ceubgenii, where he holds the permanent position of Chief Inertial Officer of the Disorder of the Frisb.

Potenloins gave up the Pink and his conspiracy name Charles H. Forsch in 1996 to join The Subgenial Short Circus, an upper East Coast clench, where he eventually held the much coveted position of Utter Ring Master. Graduated from Maybe Logic Academy in 2007 with a Doctorate of Entropical Study, with a specialization in Clandestine Exological Manufacturing (Honoris Causa Effecta, pending review). He was also awarded a Doktorate of Forbidden Sciences by The Church of the SubGenius.

A long-time fringe follower, Potenloins applied to join the Church and was summarily ordained as The Only and Most Exalted Time-Splicing Fore-Man on June 21st, 2009 at 20:28:25 (Pacific Daylight Time), date at which payment was made to Subgenius Foundation Inc.

St.George of Carlin was assigned as his Personal Savior.